Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Introduction

INDIA TV IS GREAT!!

So we will bring you stories

In the great and noble tradition of India TV

Though they haven't appeared on TV yet

Enjoy!

Give us ideas for more stories in the comments

Listen to the news items as well.

India TV competitor launched.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Superman is alive!

SUPERMAN HAI ZINDA!!

HBO ne diya saboot

Superman ke lautne ka video dikhaya

Uske marne ke baad, ZEE-MGM pe bhi 4 baar dekha gaya tha superman

GPS se hamne pata lagaya ki woh abhi solapur mein hai

Kya Superman ne bhi Baba Ramdev ka Yoga apna liya???

The secret to health: eat only carrots that are blue.

Rich Zimbabwe

ZIMBABWE NIKLA CHHUPA RUSTAM!

Duniya ka sabse ameer desh hai

Beer ki ek botal ka daam arabon mein!

Ek Bandook ki kimat hai 200 arab dollar

Bread milti hai 500 arab dollar mein

Itne ameer hone par bhi rahte hain log sadgi se

Dikhave mein nahi hai unhe vishwas!!!

The Sun is on strike and is not going to shine for the next three days.

Lolland writers

LOLLAND KE LEKHAK HAIN BE-AKAL

Berozgaari hi hai yeh maar

Kabhi shaadi bhi nahin kar paayenge

Bahut hi kharab hai inki halat

Bhoot Prait - Kaale Jaadu mein karte hain vishwas!

Kripya inko das hazaar rupe bhej dijiye.

Lolland is the best website in the world (as certified by India TV).

Bandra Worli Sealink does not exist!

BANDRA WORLI SEALINK HAI EK BHULAVA

Bajaj Alliance ko diye the 9 karod rupaye

8 Karod ka hitech yantra khareeda

Microsoft ke projector se banate hain triyami chitra

Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Chamatkar

Kya ab Bharat mein bhi banayenge Pyramid??

Lolland is the best website in the world (as certified by India TV).

Michael Jackson body disappears

MICHAEL JACKSON KA SHAV GAAYAB!

India TV ke X-RAY se hua is rahasya ko khulasa

Unki Antim Icchha thi duniya ki sair...

Bharat mein Banaras Jayenge Mrat MJ

Michael Jackson never died! He is living with Elvis.

Obama is Osama

OBAMA HAI OSAMA KA NAYA ROOP

Kai baatein hain samaan

Naam mein bhi sirf ek akshar ka antar

Yahan Tak ki tvacha ka rang bhi samaan

Dono ko hai Amrica se nafrat

Yahi nahi dono ko bhed bakriyon ke saath rahna hai pasand!

A 10 year old buffalo passes 12th standard CBSE with 83% marks.